What's Wrong Little Jackie?

It has come to our attention that recently Jack White has collaborated with the Insane Clown Posse, a group of rapping juggalo's. Although we are huge fans of Jack and everything he has done musically, this is just plain ridic. The song called, "Leck Mich Im Arsch," is a cover of Mozart that translates to, "Lick Me in the Arse." Even though this collaboration is slightly ludicrous  it gives great exposure to JEFF the brotherhood(the backing band) just as "Charlene II (I'm Over You)," sung by Stephen Colbert, gave exposure to the Black Belles. So maybe all this craziness is for a good cause? Another fan posted, "Even if this is a joke, I'm not laughing. Jack White should be doing another Raconteurs record," and we couldn't agree more. Speaking of The Raconteurs, we hear their playing some gigs on the East Coast...we think that they should pack up their gear and head over to the West Coast for  some SoCal fan lovin' from Pam and I.